KING KO INN

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"These clothes are good enough to drink in, and so be these boots too." - William Shakespeare (1564–1616) from The Twelfth Night

 

King Ko A' Peril

BEER BIBS

Fulfilling all of your clothing needs, the King Ko offers a wide variety of beer bibs to soak up the beer that often dribbles from the corner of your mouth while you are enjoying yourself at the Ko. Please keep in mind, that beer bibs may shrink if dried too quickly, so its better just to hang around and have another cold one while your bib air dries.

 

 


Custom Rotational Domeware


Nothing says more about your personality than the angle you wear your baseball cap. When ordering, be sure to state your preferred angle (e.g. 0=bill over nose, 90=bill over right ear, 180=bill facing over your arse, 270=bill over left ear). We'll probably send you the same damn hat but we'll have a better idea of what kind of geek is buyin' our stuff.

 

 

 

Hell, on second thought, you might as well buy a bucket to wear in the sun or rain. It's more functional and looks a damn sight better on you than a baseball hat that is out of line with your nose.

 

 

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