Beer Alert Issued By Health Canada

Scientists for Health Canada have reported that a recent study has revealed the possible presence of female hormones in beer. Canadian health officials now recommend that men take a serious look at their beer consumption habits.

The prevailing Canadian theory is that excessive beer drinking turns men into women.

To demonstrate this theory, the Canadians tested a 100-man sample. Each man was fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then noted that 100% of these men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, became unable to drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, refused to apologize when wrong and, finally, urinated while sitting upright. In other words, they became women. While Canadian men have steadfastly refused to change their beer drinking habits following the latest warnings, they have generally hailed the report as good news. As one confirmed beer drinker noted, "Everybody knows that Canadian women look like men. Now, we are told that drunk Canadian men are really women. This makes it that much easier to pick someone up in the bar late at night ... eh?"


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